iwishihadafather:

THIS KID IS A FUCKING COMIC GENIUS 

(via moist-sensitive-chest-raisins)

just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

(via zustin)

legalmexican:

he can go from Papi to Pendejo real quick

(via stopthisgirl)

Nicki Minaj’s Reaction…

(Source: ricardosminaj, via kristiewongg)

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Nicki Minaj’s Reaction…

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martyr-ed:

castiels-feathery-butt:

tyflowsion:

what if ducks threw bread back at you

you’d have to duck

This expresses the English language pretty well

(Source: tyquil, via the-fault-in-0ur-b00ks)

are you team boy toy named troy or team dude named michael

(Source: sassykardashian, via zustin)

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

(via gnarly)